NieR:Automata

One of the few rare games still left on my backlog that I've previously talked about, while I still listed every new game I added. Perhaps the last one; I'm not keeping count. I finally got around to playing the highly anticipated NieR:Automata.
And as much as I was looking forward to it, and as much as I hate to say it... It's one of the worst things I've ever played.

That may seem like a bit of an exaggeration, but the main reason is that the game is unplayable, quite literally. I hold a firm belief that on PC, your game should have keyboard and mouse support. Steam has the option of marking a game as "controller only" or "controller heavily recommended" for this reason too. Nier here only has "partial controller support", which is a complete lie. You can not play this game with a keyboard and mouse. I even went through the trouble of installing a mod, which made the game playable, but sadly, it was still not enough. I could delve into the long list of actual problems when using KB&M, but just believe me that I'm not exaggerating. It's effectively not supported. For this reason alone, I could confidently recommend not playing this game.

Regardless, I pushed through a few hours of the gameplay (2 of those were spent dying in the tutorial, which, unlike the entire rest of the game, doesn't let you save for some unknown reason, having you do the whole thing again, cutscenes and all.) I feel like a lot of my criticisms from Nier Replicant carried over, which, surprisingly, despite being older, was more enjoyable. Perhaps because it was released on PC later, and they had a marginally better control scheme? The story was of course different, graphics were slightly updated, and the specifics of combat weren't the same, but at the heart of it, I felt like I was playing the same game with a different character, in different levels.
The bullet hell portions were back as a core part of the game. The various ranged magic spells were replaced by the most useful "gatling gun" one, which luckily didn't have to be tapped, but still had to be held for some reason. Not in easy mode, so they clearly though of this, but thought it was "challenging" to dedicate a finger to holding down the shoot button? Insanity. Going into melee still didn't feel worth the risk, but at least I got a ranged addon for my swords real fast. Kind of a waste of the beautiful and varied attack combos, as the game turned into a sort of third-person shooter. Character progression was also still too meaningless. It almost didn't feel like an RPG, but an action-adventure game.
In terms of new complaints I have, outside of boss fights, the world felt even less interesting to explore somehow. The enemies were too easy, while, at the same difficulty, the boss fights were too hard, so there was a clear difficulty mismatch here. And you'd think that maybe the positive reviews were from the main character now being a good-looking female, but then they very deliberately made sure we can't even catch an upskirt peek. Terrible.

Back to a serious tone, I've been kind of looking forward to playing this for 7 years, and I could not have been more disappointed. This manages to be worse than its predecessors in most every way, and even its predecessor was really bad for a JRPG. Even if the PC support was there, I do not understand the high praise this game received. Neither the combat nor the progression is fun in the least. I can't recommend this.

Timespinner

Timespinner is a pretty standard, though rather polished, metroidvania. It has a running time of 6 hours or more, depending on how thorough you want to be with exploration, and features a mechanic to temporarily pause time as the central thing to set it apart.

The game has a surprising amount of mechanics, such as 3 loadouts, allowing to slot 2 orbs (different or identical), an amulet, and a ring each. These define the two basic attacks you alternate through, your special attack that consumes mana, and the passive attack enhancement. Each attack also has its own type, and enemies have various resistances to the types. You can also switch equipment, your familiar, and level not just yourself but the orbs and familiars too.
I initially thought that all this, plus the power to play with time, would make for a lot of depth and interesting gameplay. The sad truth is that the game is far too easy for any of it to matter. You can just pick any attacks you like and roll through the whole game with just those. Worse still, the game rarely requires you to use your time powers save for some platforming, most of which is optional. It's a lot of wasted potential.

Speaking of wasted potential, despite technically being a metroidvania, there is little backtracking. While you can freely switch between the past and the present time, there is barely any need for it. I was able to run through most of the past without returning to the present even once. I also didn't need to return to camp, where the NPCs are. They had quests for me to do, but every time I got back there, the quests would be terribly outdated, concering some area I completed over an hour ago, because I didn't return to collect them in time.

Despite the game having a lot of potential and not meeting it, I wouldn't say it was bad. It's well made, with enjoyable art, music, and most importantly, combat. The story's passable and doesn't force itself on you, which is nice, considering it's not memorable. Overall, I'd have to give it a partial recommendation, because, while I did barely enjoy it, there are definitely multiple games which are similar, but better. Maybe if Timespinner had more length, difficulty, and mechanics that required me to use the systems it has available, it would be significantly better, but sadly, it's not.

Slipways

Slipways advertises itself as a game with all the possibilities of a space-themed grand strategy game, but with a playtime of just 60 minutes. While that statement immediately strikes me as false - you can't shorten a game a hundred-fold while retaining everything about it - I do still believe the end product they've created has merit. I enjoyed it for quite a few hours.

Slipways is definitely not a grand strategy game, and not a 4X game. If because of nothing else, then because there's no combat or conflict in the game, so nothing to exterminate. One might even be hard-pressed to call it a strategy game, because it just has so many features indicative of a puzzle game instead.
Your goal in the game is to set up the biggest trade empire in a span of 300 months. You do this by exploring new planets around your existing ones, choosing a production for each, which indicates the resources it takes in and gives out, and finally connecting everything together with a series of trade routes, or slipways, if you will. The whole thing is a grand puzzle requiring foresight to choose the right production types in order to maximize the amount of resources flowing in and out of each planet and then linking them correctly, because connections can't cross each other. On top of that, you'll need a nice helping of luck when exploring new planets, to make sure you can't just plan an optimal network off the bat.

I had a couple fears regarding some concepts quite early, and the more I played, the more they turned out to be true and bothersome.
For one, the game is too simple. Not to be confused with the game being too easy, which it is not, but the amount of things you can do is rather limited. I did leave out a couple things, like constructions that can be built anywhere, starting with just labs that can take in some resources you have in abundance and produce science for new technologies out of them, but even then, they don't feel like they shape the core game. The same can be said for the campaign mode, which does introduce a different minor mechanic each level, but the core game remains the same. Perhaps only after researching several technologies do some more interesting mechanics begin to emerge, but the game tends to be over by then, if not sooner. After a few runs, I found the novelty running out, and my second fear becoming more and more apparent.
Namely that thinking ahead matters. A lot. Slipways promises quick 1-hour games, but thinking longer gives very clearly improved results, meaning you can either play badly, or you can have you runs last upwards of 3 hours, with very little playing, and a lot of thinking and planning. This is a very unfortunate and sneaky problem games run into, because it might seem like it means the game has depth, but in reality, it frustrates me to have to choose between being a bad player and getting frustrated at not getting to play the game because I'm planning each step.

I think the biggest problem with the game is that it tries to be too simple. I think there can be a market for a 4X game with a shorter run-time and no combat. However, trying to fit into a single hour, Slipways has too little content, too few choices, and too much determinism. I might even have loved to play a multiplayer version of this. Alas, it's no use considering if I might have recommended this game had it had more content, for right now it does not. Still, I think it can be fun for many people for several hours, and if you're particularly fond of solving these types of puzzles, then perhaps even longer. For keeping me entertained for a good chunk of time, I'll give this a partial recommendation.

Slasher's Keep

I've always found something dislikable about first-person dungeon crawlers, be they turn- or action-based. Perhaps it's the confined atmosphere of a dungeon that doesn't, in my mind, mesh well with a first-person view. Today's game, Slasher's Keep, is not an exception.
As already mentioned, Slasher's Keep is a first-person action roguelike dungeon crawler. It's got randomly generated levels, and seems to put a lot of focus on its melee combat system, which expects you to make rather precise parries with your melee weapon against those of the enemies. As for more standard features, there's a few ranged weapons, crafting, randomly generated items, and a bunch of different enemies and traps. Standard stuff for a dungeon crawler.

I have a huge problem with this game that made me drop it after just a few runs. There is a huge focus on skill-based gameplay, where you strike the enemy, and then block their attack or move out of the way. I loved this kind of directional block swordfighting system in a game such as Mount & Blade, but here, all the models are 2D. This makes for a unique visual style, but it also makes it completely impossible to understand where anything is. When I have to parry an enemy, I have to know where my weapon has to be, because blocking based on visuals alone does not work. Similarly, I find it objectionable how a zombie has more range with just his arm than I do with my sword.
I'm afraid I can't go into much detail for the rest of the game, because between failing parries that visually clipped my weapon, getting outranged, and getting stuck on barrels and stairs while being shot at from afar, I quickly lost any interest in playing further.

Perhaps if you can push yourself through these initial frustrations, Slasher's Keep may get better. Maybe you'll eventually memorize the right angles for parrying, and know where you are not allowed to step on stairs to not get stuck. But even then, unless you really like the 2D art style or actually believe that the parry system, as implemented, is a positive for the game, there doesn't seem to be anything unique here. There's a fair amount of action roguelike dungeon crawlers, even though that's quite a specific genre. While I don't personally enjoy them, even I feel I've played ones with just more features and content, so I can't recommend this one.

Towertale

Today's game, Towertale, is a less popular one that probably wouldn't meet my standards for selection these days, but I decided to give a try anyways.
It's a boss rush action game, with 4 different characters. The game is quite simple, with no progression, no map traversal, just boss battle after boss battle. Each of the 4 characters has their own storyline that you can experience as you go through the bosses, and a different moveset, making you approach the same bossfights differently each playthrough.

While this game would be good for a Flash or indie game, I find it a bit basic and lacking for comaprison with "serious" games. The boss and character design is decent, considering each boss has to work with each character, but I found the characters handled poorly. The story and art do their job, but are otherwise sub-par. There might be a bit more merit to this game when you consider it can be played in up to 4-player co-op, but sadly only locally.
Overall, a reasonable indie game, but lacking in content and quality for me to really recommend it.

Cube Escape Collection

Back with another barely-a-review on a game I dropped quite early. It's Cube Escape Collection.
This one seems to be an updated version of a game (or a series of games) from the Flash game era. It definitely looks like something I played, but I can't recall if I've ever played exactly this.

This game is comprised of 9 chapters of various point & click escape room puzzles, with a strong focus on horror elements. This is an unfortunate combination for me, as I'm a fan of neither point & click, nor horror games, and that fact is what made me quit the game quite early.
The reason I picked it up in the first place was because it has stellar reviews, currently sitting in the top 250 of all of Steam's games, and I thought that just maybe it has something extra special. Sadly, I didn't find anything of that nature here. I think a lot of the positive reception comes from nostalgia, but I can also see this being a genuinely good game for fans of both horror and room escape puzzles. I found the puzzles neither too easy nor requiring frequent trains of thought I could never hope to come across, and the horror elements were quite unsettling, with some not-too-distasteful jump scares included.

So, overall, I'd say Cube Escape Collection is a reasonably interesting series of horror-themed room escape puzzles. It's a bit old, but I could find no other objective flaws with it. I can't really give a verdict other than "not recommended" on it, since I don't like any of the genres here, but if you do, you're probably better off believing the review score than me.

Touhou Genso Wanderer Reloaded

I played Touhou Genso Wanderer Reloaded, and I'm not really sure how to talk about it. The main problem is that, despite spending a couple of hours in it, I didn't get very far in the game, so I'm not entirely certain what I'm talking about. I suppose I'll just start at the beginning.

Genso Wanderer Reloaded is a Touhou fangame. It seems to be a turn-based roguelike dungeon crawler with quite a heavy emphasis on story. Now, I can't tell how large of a portion of the game is actually dedicated to the story, because many Asian games like to frontload their story. This could definitely be the case here, as I probably spent over an hour of the first two hours just reading dialogue. I consider this a bad decision (from both the game and myself), since the story really isn't all that worth listening to.
The gameplay, as far as I got, consists of running around dungeon floors, collecting items, leveling yourself and your equipment, and swinging at enemies as they come at you. There's no dedicated combat screen - all the combat happens at the same time as movement would, and you can get swarmed by a bunch of enemies at once. It reminds me a bit of One Way Heroics. Sadly, not only was there no challenge in the combat as far as I got, even when I started beelining for the exit of each level instead of exploring, but I straight up one-shot every enemy that approached me. I'm sure it won't be like that the whole game, but again, it doesn't make for a very convincing opening hour (especially when the other is equally uninteresting dialogue).

The control scheme was one of the most atrocious ones I've seen for keyboard, with no mouse support. Luckily it was rebindable, but that didn't change the menu navigation being annoying. I also found the game quickly showed a lot of confusing systems, and I wasn't quite sure which were important to learn straight away, and which were not. This complexity without depth is, again, common in Asian game design, and something I personally frown upon. I acknowledge I didn't get far enough to give an adequate judgement, but I feel that I shouldn't be forced to go through hours of garbage just to maybe get to something good, so I think my opinion is still valid.

Overall, I feel the high review score might come from it being a Touhou game, which has a strong fanbase, as well as the character art being cute, even more so than usual Touhou art, and from the people who really sunk their teeth into it and put upwards of 60 hours in. Me, I found the game terribly boring during the first couple hours, and I didn't have the faith to continue on. So personally, I can't recommend this at all, unless you wish to gamble on the slim chance that it will get good 20+ hours in.

Papercraft

Rolled Papercraft from my backlog today. It's a Chinese game, and I believe it tried to be a combination of a card-based roguelike, a turn-based tactics game, and an RPG. You have some story, some dialogue options, deck building, and an overworld map (probably multiple, for multiple levels). On the map, you can go fight enemies, entering a small hex-grid combat zone where you can play cards to summon units and cast abilities, and your goal is to beat the enemy hero. Repeat, gain levels, new cards, upgrade existing ones, and beat the final boss. That's the gist of it at least. It's not really an unique idea, but it's also not entirely lifted from some other game, as far as I know.

But, arguably, all of that doesn't matter. I suppose I didn't check the game too well before adding it to my backlog all those years back. It's terribly translated, to the point where it greatly disturbs my enjoyment of the game, and my understanding of what everything does. That alone is enough for me to drop it, but it doesn't help that the game is... kind of bad regardless.
Starting from the art, the individual sprites don't look too bad, but the animations are incredibly basic. There also doesn't seem to be much strategic depth to the game, or balance for that matter. The cards are quite boring, don't have interesting synergies or combos, and using them to fight feels dull.
I didn't experience a lot of it, but I didn't see any benefit to the game having any RPG elements. For most intents, it's just a roguelike deckbuilder with battles happening on a grid. But with many great roguelike deckbuilder games around, I'd be hard pressed to recommend even moderately good ones, let alone this.

So, in short, Papercraft is primarily made unejoyable by a terrible translation, but even if you push through that, you will almost certainly find a rather shallow roguelike deckbuilder with low production value and no unique or redeeming qualities. I wouldn't recommend trying it.

Once Human

I saw a new game keeping a consistent spot in Steam's top 5 most played games, peaking at over 200k players. Surprisingly, the average player numbers were actually increasing during the first two weeks, making me really interested in what this game was. It's called Once Human, and it's a free-to-play survival MMO. While I've never liked the idea of survival games, there have also never been any free ones (that were big enough), and thus nothing with a low enough barrier of entry for me to actually play one. Being free, coupled with boasting to have up to 8000 players per server, and me loving the idea of MMOs, pushed me over the edge to give this game a try.

Once Human is a huge mashup of different ideas from a lot of different games. It has the base of a themepark MMO, survival game elements with base building anywhere in the world and a thirst and hunger system, but also aspects of the recent hit Palworld, with collection of "Deviations", who can automate certain tasks around your base. Throw in third-person shooter gameplay, apocalypse and horror aesthetics, some gacha mechanics for unlocking weapons and armor, and PvP if you're so inclined, and that's Once Human. It doesn't really do anything original, and I'm usually very skeptical of a game focusing on so many avenues of gameplay, but Once Human manages to blend them surprisingly well. Still, considering that I don't like any of the individual pieces the game is made of, it doesn't bode well for my final opinion of the game.

Above all, I feel this game is structured like a themepark MMO. This means that the majority of gameplay is running fetch and kill quests for NPCs, leading you from one region to another. You do this for about 60 hours until you complete everything and near max level, allowing you to gear up with the most powerful equipment and begin the end-game. Here you will either repeat dungeons or open-world events (PvP or PvE), some of which include defending your base from enemies or other players. The goal of all of it being to unlock better equipment or attachments to that equipment, the latter of which has random "rolls", meaning it's near impossible to get anything completely perfect.

I can't tell you how exactly the end-game plays out, as I got burnt out on the rather mundane grind about 30 hours in. I don't think there was a limit to how much you could run dungeons or open-world events, though some rewards did have weekly limits, most notably the currency used for the gacha system. Very surprisingly, there is no pay-to-win in the game at all, and you actually can't buy more currency for more gacha pulls. You do have a battle pass and flat out purchases, but that's all cosmetics, skins, and non-functional house accessories. Huge respect for a game releasing like that, and I hope it stays that way.
The most suspicious aspect was that the game is divided into 6-week-long seasons, after which all progress except the main story and unlocked blueprints (the gacha) is wiped. I don't know how people would feel about re-doing everything, especially since 6 weeks is not enough time for them to really create a fresh experience, so I imagine the game will take a big dip in popularity if they go through with it. It will probably take a big dip regardless, as there doesn't seem to be an enjoyable core loop, and players will start to run out of content in the coming days and weeks.

To conclude, despite a good free-to-play model, I feel I got the worst aspects of an MMO, with the other players running around the world not contributing to my experience, and all the gameplay being running from place to place, with killing a few enemies inbetween. (Not only did the servers not realistically reach near 8000 players, but they were further scattered throughout different instances on the server, making for a low population density.) The survival gameplay was about as run-of-the-mill as it can be, to my knowledge, and there was nothing else amazing about the game either. I suppose it's a decent enough time killer if you just want more of games you've already experienced, but there's nothing here for people not fans of the listed genres. I quit after realizing it's probably not getting any better after reaching end-game, not to mention knowing my progress will get mostly wiped anyways. I probably wouldn't recommend it unless you just need a basic survival MMO in your life to grind the hours away.