Mini War - Three Kingdoms

Mini War - Three Kingdoms looked like a game with a terrible translation and programmer art level graphics, but despite the fact that relatively nobody had played it before, the gameplay looked interesting enough for me to try it. Sometimes the games with the least polish in presentation hold the most in-depth gameplay.

So, what I had assumed of the gameplay, was that you control this character going against a large army, and then you have to strategically approach them from the right angle, use the right abilities, maybe there's some cooldowns or specific movement patterns you can do, etc., etc.
In reality, the game was sadly much more shallow than that. The enemies do not move, they do not change where they attack at any point, and you don't have any abilities at all. Your attack pattern is passive, so the only thing you have to do is figure out the right route to move. Each level is designed to be completed with a few moves, and moving in a straight line counts as one move, so you're essentially just looking for a few straight lines that take you from start to finish (or through all the objectives). This is not particularly difficult, and most certainly not fun gameplay.

A disappointment then, sadly. Mini War is less a strategy game that I hoped it was, and more a semi-casual puzzle game. The amateur visual design of course doesn't help to sell it, but regardless, I doubt it's worth anyone's time.